Curse

CorstedPirate · Aug 15, 2006, 07:06 PM // 19:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by prism2525

he gave himself away by re-inviting himself immediately. if he's not a leech then i'm a rot wallow.

Exactly.

gene terrodon · Aug 15, 2006, 07:23 PM // 19:23

I have two...auction jerks. (see my feed back - same name)

One, won an auction for Shiro's sword. He instantly starts spamming me in PM.
I ask him to wait as I was in the midst of a FoW run with my guildies.
Well he spammed me every 5 minutes for the duration.
When I get out, I ask to meet him and he goes "I changed my mind."
To top it off, he leaves me a negative feedback to boot.

Second one...I crafted a Icy Katana of Enchanting.
5K 15^50 plus materials and mods.
It's usefulness expired, so I posted it - in the collectors category, with a picture, in which the description words we clearly BLUE.

I go to complete the trade and the guy starts flamming.

Jerk - "Your trying to scam me"
Me - "???"
Jerk - "You advertised it as a gold item"
Me - "No, I even had listed in the collectors category"
Jerk - "Noob Scammer"
Me - "The picture clearly shows blue letters"
Jerk - "It's too small, noob scammer, take better pictures"
Me - "w/e"
Jerk - "GENE IS A NOOB SCAMMER!!!" (on the local channel)

He too left me a negative feedback.

brian3 · Aug 15, 2006, 07:47 PM // 19:47

i have a funny jerk story, i was in shing jea and i was helping people for free on quests and this guy go'es "u WILL run me to kaining center" im a necro and not a runner so i said "Soz dude thats impossable u have to do the quests" then i got a barrage of wispers saying "RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing run me u n00bs asshole" "dont ignore me u dickhead n00b" and other stuff i shouldent post, funy though because i just started saying "ow little boy needs his nap time" and "little baby n00b needs to go home soon" man that got him angry and now he is a part of my ever growing bitch list/Ignore lost

Steehl · Aug 16, 2006, 08:14 AM // 08:14

Wow, last time I read this thread it had 12 pages. Let me see if I can remember one of my more memorable instances...

Helping a new guildie get a bonus in Kryta region (can't recall exactly what mission but it's inconsequential) and it just so happened that there were 5 of us there counting this new member. All of us level 20s who had done the mission/bonus many, many, many times and just there to help out the new guy and hopefully get it done a bit faster.

We decide to pick up a lower level player just for the hell of it. We add this low level warrior who immediately says:

Jerk: OMG KICK A @#$%ing NECRO YOU NOOBS!
Me: Or, we could kick your rude @ss.
(party leader, the new guy, kicks him)
Jerk(Whisper): YOU NOOBS WILL NEVER FINISH THIS MISSION!!!!!
Jerk(Local): (all of our names) ARE STUPID NOOBS! DON'T PARTY WITH THEM THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING! THEY WILL KICK YOU FOR NO REASON!
Random Person: Please shut up, it's obvious that they know what they're doing. Afterall, they kicked you didn't they?

Seriously, what kind of jerk joins an all guild group and demands that we kick one of our own?

bele · Aug 16, 2006, 09:26 AM // 09:26

Yesterday in Dragons Throat

I was with my fem Ele and a friend.Then that fem Ass approaches gives a couple of rounds around me and says

"I'm in love of you" a bit later . .. "Are you a gilr"? ..... "I'm sure you are" .. "Do you have a boyfriend?" .....

After 5 mins of harassing (ok the boy was a poor sod) leaves us alone.

arg Pesters not even worth the ignore list

P.S @ Steehl 12 pages , woha that was loong ago

Mister O · Aug 16, 2006, 10:10 AM // 10:10

I just learned the best assassin's attack combos from jerks in arena:

Aura of displacement ---> unsuspecting strike ---> fox fang ----> death blossom/twisting fang ---> cancel aura of displacement ---> F12 + Enter

Kitty · Aug 16, 2006, 11:56 AM // 11:56

Just meet a stupid leech in Thannakai. I wanted to do masters reward and found a nice group. I was playing healingritu, and we had another monk. Right from the beginning I noticed that the monk was staying really behind, just at the edge of the minimap. So I asked him what he was doing.
monk: one thing im a 55 monk I came for spelbreaker as i forgot it
me:55hp, are you crazy?
monk:no
me: so basicly your useless?
monk:no
monk:im the best build there is
me:why dont you come and help then?
monk:i help once i get monk elite
me: sure you do
me: sorry guys, but I wont help leechers
monk:ffs il help i need the skill or i cant help
me: we can try again without him, if you want
monk:ffs il help i need the skill or i cant help
monk:ffs il help i need the skill or i cant help
monk:ffs il help i need the skill or i cant help
(I leave)
monk wispers: lol your getting loads of shit here
monk: your a dick
monk: once i got my skill i could have killed them all by myself
monk: take it you dont know the 55 monk build
me: well, your reported for that, so welcome to my ignore
monk:lmao
monk: you cant get reported
(I ignore him)
me: well, but I can report you, and I did

Knightsaber Sith · Aug 16, 2006, 12:42 PM // 12:42

One time I got a crystalline sword in sf but it was hard to sell cause it didn't have a natural dmg mod and no one wanted the damn thing. After a long stint in LA; someone finally offers 100k and I readily accept.

She opens the trade dialogue; I put in the sword she puts in the plat, I hit accept.... trade window closes.

She opens trade again; we both put in the goods, I hit accept.... trade window closes.

me: what exactly are you doing?
her: it's what your doing that's confusing me
me: ..... you're closing the trade window
her: no, everytime I hit accept it closes, must be you
her: (3x really fast) "let's try hitting the button really fast OK!!!"
(at this point it's readily apparent that she's up to something)

I put in the sword, lo and behold: she puts in gold!
At this point I don't even say anything; just gave her a blank stare.
She cancels only to re-open and offer gold instead of plat several times
and I don't accept nor say a word.
Finally she says "FINE, nvm!" and storms off (as though taking an attitude with me for not falling for the retarded scam and ruining HER day).
As she walks away I think to myself that scamming a crapload of people is probably how she paid for that fow armor.

*coincidentily I run into her again 10 minutes later in Droks trying to scam some poor sap; but I dont' say anything, just watch from the side lines. After they exchange coments on local chat he obviously didn't fall for it either.

It's not like there was any chance I could have possibly fallen for the scam.
It's just that once you finally find a buyer for some thing you get that sense of relief that it's finally done with and you can go do something else. Then when you realize it's a scam; the realization that you'll probably be trying to sell the stupid thing for a couple more days slaps you in the face.

AquilaI · Aug 16, 2006, 01:18 PM // 13:18

I seem to remember an absolute asshat on the Divinity Coast Mission (A warrior- naturally!) who was ordering the entire party around and threatening to leave if we didnt do the bonus, calling us all assholes. What was brilliant is that me and my guild mate (playing in the next room at the uni accomodation) constituted the healing end of the party, and both decided to stop healing him. When he died, the party just ignored him and carried on with the mission until he left.

Silent Kitty · Aug 16, 2006, 01:22 PM // 13:22

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Originally Posted by Knightsaber Sith

It's not like there was any chance I could have possibly fallen for the scam.
It's just that once you finally find a buyer for some thing you get that sense of relief that it's finally done with and you can go do something else. Then when you realize it's a scam; the realization that you'll probably be trying to sell the stupid thing for a couple more days slaps you in the face.

That scam still works, as long as you do it a lot. Maybe 1 out of 30 falls for it (Dunno about that statistic. It's just a wild guess, but it must be working since people are trying that one a lot). Go to Kaineng city and simply respond to every trader, especially the ones who spam in local chat, and eventually a sucker will fall for it.

lacasner · Aug 16, 2006, 03:52 PM // 15:52

Here's a good one...
OK, after a long long time of playing this game, I had finally accumulated enough wealth to finish off my full FoW. Woopee, I thought and once we got favor I warped into toa.

People may say I am at fault, for not getting guildies to go with me on forgemaster, but I had no Guild at the time (thats another jerk story for another time) and I went to see if I could get a group.

Ok, so whatever I'm playing war here, tank as people may call it, and I get into a group which is supposably "pro". OK, im thinking well I haven't really been in these pro groups yet, might as well see what they are about.

Ok, so we go in, and everything I guess is supposably good. We pass the first part fairly easily, but I notice some anger between the nuker and the SS. In the beggining I can't imagine why, until I notice that the nuker is holding a sword and a shield. I go "Wtf, nuker you do you have melee weps?"

"Cause mofo nub, you sux at fighting and can't pwnt no1 and jsut like to sux everywhere here!!" he replies.

And then, intentional or not, the ele aggroes both of the patrols near the forge, converging them all at once. Luckily, me and the SS noticed this right before he did it, and ran away to the little cracks in the side of the cave. Everyone else of course stood dumbfounded, and all had died except me and the SS. Well, of course the healer in anger loggs out, and then everyone else is about to quite. We had two tanks in that party, so the other tank left as well. Ok, so by now I get kind of aggravated, but its not a problem, because I brought rebirth.

"Guys, dont logg plz I have rebirth, I can save us." I say.

"yOU NOOBB!" the ele yells at me," ZOmg, what kind of tank are u!?!? Are u a monk> u dont bring rez u RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE!"

Knowing that very bad reprecussions would occur if I responed, I ignore the ele and rez the remaining people. Somehow we make it all the way to the spider cave, the last particular quest before the forgemaster is unlocked(officially).

Ok, thinking that with 6 people this task shouldn't be too difficult, we go into the area. Everything is good, untill i notice the ele again aggroing all 3 patrols which are around the entrance of the cave, and bringing them into the mouth of the cave, where the spiders came out as well. Again, I go in the back because I saw what will happen.

"Fight NUB, you SHiating mOfo tank noob!" He yells again. At this point, everyone has left from rage and all that is left is me, the SS, the bonder and that guy.

"Dam it," I think to myeself."This idiot is gonna mess up this whole hour and a half we spent trying to get this armor." Eventually though, we did complete the mission, and I got my armor. I don't really know how 3 people did it, and really without a healer as well, but in the end we did.

Morale of the story? Well, its quite simple actually.
"Join a GUILD"

EinherjarMx · Aug 16, 2006, 04:38 PM // 16:38

maybe this isn't the big deal, but sometimes there are ppl who make a dumbass of themselves

yesterday america got the favor earlier so i thought that it was a good time to try Racthoh's spider farming build in fow, so i go and look to join a fow chest run goup, since it would be the cheapest way to learn. Then there's this guy spamming that he's forming a chest run group and i join them, as usual when i join, i go to the party leader and pay the 125g, he opens the trade then cancels, and he tells me that he will ask for the money later.

We all pay, and the run starts, everybody runs, everything is fine, i take the way to get to the spiders and everybody else get to the run, then i see the party leader going all the way back to where i was and he starts killing the dryders, after he killed it, i said that i was trying to learn the run, and asked him if i could stay to watch, he just /shoo me and said that a "2 man = no good drops", and he kept /shoo me, i could have been a bigger jerk than him, and stay close to him just to screw his run, but it wasnt worth the time, so i just mapped out and got a in another chest run group.

Really i hate it when there are people that thinks they're too leet to help other people, maybe it was true, that he could have lost a shard or two, but i was willing to give all my drops as long as i could watch and learn.

Michel Longshorts · Aug 16, 2006, 04:40 PM // 16:40

Quote:

Jerk(Local): (all of our names) ARE STUPID NOOBS! DON'T PARTY WITH THEM THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING! THEY WILL KICK YOU FOR NO REASON!
Random Person: Please shut up, it's obvious that they know what they're doing. Afterall, they kicked you didn't they?

I belive the appropriate word for this is pwned

My story relates to myself and two alliance members I was running a farm build with. Untested mind you, so not suprising someone would die... I was playing the monk, one warrior and one necro for my buddies.

*Warrior gets surrounded by onis*
*Michel spams healing in a desperate counter to the damage*
*Warrior dies as Michel's energy runs out*
Warrior: Geeze Michel, only reason I died is you couldnt be bothered to heal me.

I take jokes, but this was a serious argument on his part. After he died again and raised the same argument of "Blame the noob monk", I decided to give him what he deserved after much snickering with my Necro guildie on TS.

*Warrior charges into Naga*
*Michel charges into Naga*
*Michel /dance*
*Warrior dies*
*Michel dies*
*Necro runs away*
Warrior: OMG Michel you noob... why dont you heal me?
Michel: Honestly? As you said before, I couldnt be bothered to heal you :P

*Warrior flames and leaves*

I love getting revenge on those sorts of people. Needless to say the Necro also thought he deserved it. Never spoke to Warrior again.

Mrscoombes · Aug 16, 2006, 05:33 PM // 17:33

K then. Me and a guildie go out to do lost treasure. We let another guy join and got a hench and set off. It was pretty silent and went normally but then the shit hit the fan.

Person: Can i hve tht axe???
Me: You want that axe? Yeah sure. *Drops crude axe which does 3-6 damage*
Person: LOLOLOL I DIDNT THNK THTD WRK U JST GT SCAMD LOLOL NUB.*leaves*

Me and my friend proceeded to laugh our asses off, but unfortuneately without him we somehow lost, as he was our monk and raitahn sucked for tanking.

Charqus · Aug 16, 2006, 06:19 PM // 18:19

I was helpin a guildy on iron mines and heres what happened:
Jerk runs into laodsa mobs and we repeat over and over run back.
Other Monk: We wont heal you so you'll die.
I type /agree
Jerk dies.
Other monk: lol n00b
Jerk: :*(
Me:chill guys
We carry on.
Jerk:I'm new
Other monk: LOL i wouldnt of guessed... n00b
Jerk: I'm not a n00b!!!!!!
Me:CHILL OUT GUYS!
We continue again.
Random person: where do you come from guys?
Jerk: n00b land
Me:wtf? i thought you were protesting you werent a n00b lol?
Jerk: thats what the others think
You may think the other monks the jerk at the mo but heres where it flips:
Jerk: F*CK U ALL ASSHOLES
Me

ude seriously chill out.
Jerk: GO STICK UR CHILL UP UR BOYFRIENDS ASS U GAY F*CKIN TW*T....
Me:WTF? i was stickin up for ya...
JERK: F*CK YOU CHARQUS YOU ASSHOLE GO F*CK UR GRANMA'S GRAN.
I swore back abit.... but thats just me but i didnt go over the top like him... he started spammin me.
I decided to go on with mission. This time the jerk follows us round but /dancing right by the mobs so he'd get xp money and even loot.
I go sorry guys im not helpin this asshole get free xp/drops/money
Seeya Around.
As soon as i leave i whisper guildie and appoligise.
Guildy: The ass just said hahahahaha he was an asshole now i recked his game I'll reck yours and left.
Me:...... what a d*ckhead

They did complete the mission any way

Kuna · Aug 16, 2006, 06:44 PM // 18:44

I've had pretty good experiences so far, but for a few minor cases...I have two to post, but I'll post the shorter one now...<lazy>. D:

I was doing Dragon's Lair, the very first facet (-3 Health Degeneration), and I was spamming Heal Party to keep everyone alive. We had made sure at the start that our Necromancer had Blood Ritual, and would use it on the monks to help with 15 Energy Cost of Heal Party. So I was spamming away (with little help from the other lazy monk. x.x) and my energy hit 0. I used the "I have such and such energy!" thing, and upon nothing happening, I repeated it several times. The Necromancer was losing health fast in the fight, and I had no energy to heal him, since he wasn't helping me out with Blood Ritual, and it is hard enough just countering the degeneration. After a while, the Necromancer died and shouted "WTF KUNA U SUPPOSED TO HEAL!" I replied that he should have used Blood Ritual on me, because I didn't have enough energy to keep everyone alive, and he said "I RUN OUT OF ENERGY NOOB!"

...Irony? D:

Steehl · Aug 16, 2006, 06:56 PM // 18:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by bele

P.S @ Steehl 12 pages , woha that was loong ago

Yeah that was some time ago, honestly I think it hit 12 pages 2 days after the thread was started.

And to all the monks that love making the idiot warrior suffer, I have two words that I know you'll agree with...

Unyielding Aura

sky the unstopable · Aug 16, 2006, 10:10 PM // 22:10

the biggest jerk ive ever come accross was in RA. he was a total wammo hater. i was playing wammo, but i wasent using any monk skills (i picked the pre built for HH since i dont have it unlocked on the off chance i might want to use it) he was monking and had such an eliteist atitude tword me. they already have one or two wins he kept saying that i wouldnt get a glad point and bitching. on the his 9th win i got Pmed by the ther two members of the group asking if we i wanted to leave him alone in their tenth match. i gladly accpeted. ahh revenge is so sweet.

Carl Butanananowski · Aug 16, 2006, 11:26 PM // 23:26

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Originally Posted by sky the unstopable

the biggest jerk ive ever come accross was in RA. he was a total wammo hater. i was playing wammo, but i wasent using any monk skills (i picked the pre built for HH since i dont have it unlocked on the off chance i might want to use it) he was monking and had such an eliteist atitude tword me. they already have one or two wins he kept saying that i wouldnt get a glad point and bitching. on the his 9th win i got Pmed by the ther two members of the group asking if we i wanted to leave him alone in their tenth match. i gladly accpeted. ahh revenge is so sweet.

im sorry, what?

xiaotsu · Aug 17, 2006, 12:01 AM // 00:01

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Originally Posted by Carl Butanananowski

im sorry, what?

In short, the monk that was keeping them alive was an elitist...and he left because he wanted to be a jerk back...so in turn, he was the jerk for leaving, and the monk was just an elitist :/